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7> “They’re always running behind schedule at job interviews.”

6> “Because I’m the boss.”

5> “I had the turkey and fell asleep at Denny’s.”

4> “It takes time to down three martinis.”

3> “You don’t expect me to eat my coworkers raw, do you?”

2> “Your wife demanded foreplay.”

and the Number 1 Best Excuse for Taking a Long Lunch…

1> “I’m getting myself into shape: round.”

from: littlefivers.com